Mike Fitts Dons 39 Ceremonial Spots to Commemorate Tulane’s 39th Spot in U.S. News Best Colleges Rankings

In a classic display of Tulanian pomp and exhibitionism, President Mike Fitts has donned his ceremonial “Ranking Robe” yet again, this time, sporting 39 exquisite multi-colored spots to commemorate Tulane’s 39th spot on U.S. News’ 2017 list of best colleges.


“I’m so glad to be back in the robe’s comforting snuggle,” said a visibly emotional Fitts. “All the polka dots are so pretty. I think this dot’s my favorite. Wait, no, the purple. Aw, I just love them all.”


Last year’s robe was emblazoned with 41 spots, a majestic yet cumbersome outfit that Fitts is reportedly happy to leave behind in favor of the sleeker and more chic, 39 spot model.


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