Homecoming Shirts Hide Conspiracy Theorist Message

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BREAKING: This past weekend thousands of Tulane students were added to a Facebook group for Homecoming t-shirts that read “We Pregame Harder Than You Party.” However, upon investigation, The Vignette found that, when zoomed in, the shirts showed the phrase “COW CAT WAS AN iNSiDE JOB.”

Naturally, this has led to discussion of whether or not cow cat’s death was an inside job. Was Riptide jealous of our unofficial mascot enough to give him the beak down? Is President Fitts a violently passionate dog person? Are these shirts merely Loyola propaganda designed to foster distrust and chaos in the Tulane political system? Is Dean MacLaren really British? Only cow cat holds the answers. May she rest in peace.

 

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