21 Cool Phrases for Freshmen in the Class of 2021!

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  • Boot last night? Boot last night!
  • I live in JL
  • Wanna get margs at Felipe’s and then bleach our assholes after?
  • What sorority do you want to be in? I can’t even tell them apart, since I got blinded by the eclipse.
  • Can you add me to your GroupMe for fakes? I’ve been getting wasted off of the Kombucha at Le Gourmet.

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  • Don’t be afraid to catch feels!
  • I have a tattoo of a dick on my ankle what’s your LinkedIn?
  • My sister is a senior here and she banged a guy who knows the guy who was featured on Jordan Belfort so I’m pretty sure I’m going AEPi
  • Do you miss your dog? I miss my dog
  • My dad’s Bruce Willis so I’m pretty sure I won’t have trouble getting a single in Wall
  • Every night before bed we all have to kiss the picture of our RA on the bulletin board. If we don’t he poops in front of our door at night.

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  • Who the fuck is Gary Johnson?
  • Michael Fitts is our dad.
  • Have you ever been on the roof of Warren House at Tulane University home of the LBC?
  • My room. 8:30. No socks.You guys wanna go do drugs in Aron?

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  • Hey amigo you wanna see my fidget spinner?
  • Did I ever tell you about the time my mom fucked Ben Stiller?
  • Let’s have sex in Yulman Stadium
  • Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.

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  • My TIDES service learning was to improve the food in Bruff hahaha wait hold still while I snort this line off your sack
  • Yeah I’m undeclared B-School but I think I wanna do like the next facebook

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